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swinenroses:

sued3head:

pestan:


AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not forward.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Sorry

Gemini here!

Libras hold grudges? Nooooo! Duh!

why are all of these loud
I mean yes I am loud but I am pretty sure my loudness is atypical

swinenroses:

sued3head:

pestan:

AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE 

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …


and it only gets worse from there. 


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) 
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) 
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) 
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) 
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) 
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) 
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) 
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) 
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) 
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Sorry

Gemini here!

Libras hold grudges? Nooooo! Duh!

why are all of these loud

I mean yes I am loud but I am pretty sure my loudness is atypical

(Source: samanthabsz)


eat
it
hard.
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Not to be dramatic, but I think this is pretty much the end of the current Republican party. 
I hope that I can now stop being angry every time I open up the news, because Republicans elected and not-elected got the message that it isn’t okay to tell people that if they were raped, it’s fine, and the pregnancy is a gift from God.
Thanks, electorate. You didn’t disappoint. It is my sincerest hope that we can all take a huge chill pill now. I know I could use one. View Larger

eat

it

hard.

Not to be dramatic, but I think this is pretty much the end of the current Republican party. 

I hope that I can now stop being angry every time I open up the news, because Republicans elected and not-elected got the message that it isn’t okay to tell people that if they were raped, it’s fine, and the pregnancy is a gift from God.

Thanks, electorate. You didn’t disappoint. It is my sincerest hope that we can all take a huge chill pill now. I know I could use one.


tessmunster:

roguelion:

tessmunster:

Getting part of my Halloween costume ready. Less is more right? #tessmunster #idowhatiwant #Halloween #curvy

A) #curvy, is NOT a proper tag. I understand that we are all supposed to be pleased with our bodies, but we are also supposed to be healthy.
B) I weigh 114lbs, and even THAT is too much for me.
I’m not saying you’re fat, I am saying you should take a harder look in the mirror,
and get yourself into shape, because if you have self confidence now, you’ll have EVEN MORE if you hit the gym, eat healthy, and stay active.
C) I could not sit by and idly let this happen without saying something.
Sorry to those I offend, However, That’s life.
I refuse to be nice just because this is Tumblr.

You picked on the wrong FAT/CURVY/BIG/OBESE girl my dear. Say what you want but my confidence is through the roof despite what small minded girls like you say. Since you broke this down in bullet points for me, to make it easy for me to understand, let me do the same for you:
1) Who are you to say what I should look like or how I should feel? Perhaps I’m not the one that should look in the mirror because I’m perfectly happy with the way I look. From the way it sounds you are the one that has issues with your body: “I weigh 114lbs, and even THAT is too much for me.” If you can’t be happy at 114lbs with yourself, then clearly your weight is not your issue. But then again, WHO AM I TO JUDGE?!
2) Speaking of “mirrors”, Remember, we are all mirror images of each other and what you don’t like in me, you see in yourself.
3) “I refuse to be nice just because this is Tumblr.” Yes, this might just be tumblr, but you should really think before you speak. You never know who you will insult, what kind of day they are having, etc. How would you feel if your one rude (and frankly unnecessary comment) was the one thing that pushed them over the edge?
4) Define ‘Healthy’.
Thank goodness I’m fat and have a thick skin to deal with such nonsense. Some other poor girl that you feel you need to ‘help’ might not be so lucky.

You know what, it makes me sad that I saw this picture, and immediately thought, “Oh boy, someone is going to have something rude to say,” and I was right. On the other hand, I am thrilled to see someone stand up for their body—even though it shouldn’t be remarkable, and it shouldn’t even have to happen. 
Learning from the body acceptance/HAES movement has really helped me stay in recovery from an eating disorder; now I realize that when I was upset by someone’s size, I was just reacting to my own pathological fear of weight gain. (Did you know that more girls are afraid of being fat than losing their parents, cancer, or nuclear war? I didn’t, but I’m not shocked.) Because, seriously, how insane is it to be so mad about someone else’s body? 
As an aside, it’s also helped me consider the social privileges of being naturally thin. If I eat a brownie and (coconut milk) ice cream for dessert, no one cares. Sure, I work out and eat healthfully, but you don’t know that for sure! Why wouldn’t you judge me for eating so much sugar? (Pro tip: Because I’m thin.) Everyone else deserves the same freedom from judgment by random people who have no reason to give a shit. 
In terms of health, I no longer track what I eat or weigh myself regularly. I focus on being healthy, and not equating that with weight. I had to weigh myself so I knew what to put on my driver’s license form when I moved, but there’s no scale in the house, which is probably one of the best single things I’ve ever done for my mental health. I’m also about 115 pounds (on a 5’ 6” frame). And it’s taken me close to a decade, but I’m okay with that, and a lot of it comes from watching the body acceptance movement develop. I would love a world where people don’t feel so miserable about themselves and “healthy” isn’t a socially-acceptable code-word for “skinny.” 
So, thank you for being happy with yourself. I know no one needs my validation, and I always kind of question how welcome I can be in a body-acceptance movement as someone with a body that people accept by default, but the inundation of constant body-negativity that we’re all drowned in is harmful, and it makes me happy to see people being done with it. View Larger

tessmunster:

roguelion:

tessmunster:

Getting part of my Halloween costume ready. Less is more right? #tessmunster #idowhatiwant #Halloween #curvy

A) #curvy, is NOT a proper tag. I understand that we are all supposed to be pleased with our bodies, but we are also supposed to be healthy.

B) I weigh 114lbs, and even THAT is too much for me.

I’m not saying you’re fat, I am saying you should take a harder look in the mirror,

and get yourself into shape, because if you have self confidence now, you’ll have EVEN MORE if you hit the gym, eat healthy, and stay active.

C) I could not sit by and idly let this happen without saying something.

Sorry to those I offend, However, That’s life.

I refuse to be nice just because this is Tumblr.

You picked on the wrong FAT/CURVY/BIG/OBESE girl my dear. Say what you want but my confidence is through the roof despite what small minded girls like you say. Since you broke this down in bullet points for me, to make it easy for me to understand, let me do the same for you:

1) Who are you to say what I should look like or how I should feel? Perhaps I’m not the one that should look in the mirror because I’m perfectly happy with the way I look. From the way it sounds you are the one that has issues with your body: “I weigh 114lbs, and even THAT is too much for me.” If you can’t be happy at 114lbs with yourself, then clearly your weight is not your issue. But then again, WHO AM I TO JUDGE?!

2) Speaking of “mirrors”, Remember, we are all mirror images of each other and what you don’t like in me, you see in yourself.

3) “I refuse to be nice just because this is Tumblr.” Yes, this might just be tumblr, but you should really think before you speak. You never know who you will insult, what kind of day they are having, etc. How would you feel if your one rude (and frankly unnecessary comment) was the one thing that pushed them over the edge?

4) Define ‘Healthy’.

Thank goodness I’m fat and have a thick skin to deal with such nonsense. Some other poor girl that you feel you need to ‘help’ might not be so lucky.

You know what, it makes me sad that I saw this picture, and immediately thought, “Oh boy, someone is going to have something rude to say,” and I was right. On the other hand, I am thrilled to see someone stand up for their body—even though it shouldn’t be remarkable, and it shouldn’t even have to happen. 

Learning from the body acceptance/HAES movement has really helped me stay in recovery from an eating disorder; now I realize that when I was upset by someone’s size, I was just reacting to my own pathological fear of weight gain. (Did you know that more girls are afraid of being fat than losing their parents, cancer, or nuclear war? I didn’t, but I’m not shocked.) Because, seriously, how insane is it to be so mad about someone else’s body? 

As an aside, it’s also helped me consider the social privileges of being naturally thin. If I eat a brownie and (coconut milk) ice cream for dessert, no one cares. Sure, I work out and eat healthfully, but you don’t know that for sure! Why wouldn’t you judge me for eating so much sugar? (Pro tip: Because I’m thin.) Everyone else deserves the same freedom from judgment by random people who have no reason to give a shit. 

In terms of health, I no longer track what I eat or weigh myself regularly. I focus on being healthy, and not equating that with weight. I had to weigh myself so I knew what to put on my driver’s license form when I moved, but there’s no scale in the house, which is probably one of the best single things I’ve ever done for my mental health. I’m also about 115 pounds (on a 5’ 6” frame). And it’s taken me close to a decade, but I’m okay with that, and a lot of it comes from watching the body acceptance movement develop. I would love a world where people don’t feel so miserable about themselves and “healthy” isn’t a socially-acceptable code-word for “skinny.” 

So, thank you for being happy with yourself. I know no one needs my validation, and I always kind of question how welcome I can be in a body-acceptance movement as someone with a body that people accept by default, but the inundation of constant body-negativity that we’re all drowned in is harmful, and it makes me happy to see people being done with it.


nevver:

What Neil Armstrong knew is what we never will

My job writing 1700 questions on the same hundred pages of material is exhausting, but it has given me a greater appreciation for the space program. (Yes, it is about space stuff.)
It’s a miracle the United States or the Soviet Union found people willing to risk their lives to cram themselves into a tiny tin can and orbit the earth at almost 20,000 miles per hour or blast off to a lifeless rock. So much went wrong—AS-204, Apollo 13, Voskhod 2, Soyuz 1—but humanity still did it! Seriously, one of the few things that people say is “amazing” that is really, truly amazing.
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nevver:

What Neil Armstrong knew is what we never will

My job writing 1700 questions on the same hundred pages of material is exhausting, but it has given me a greater appreciation for the space program. (Yes, it is about space stuff.)

It’s a miracle the United States or the Soviet Union found people willing to risk their lives to cram themselves into a tiny tin can and orbit the earth at almost 20,000 miles per hour or blast off to a lifeless rock. So much went wrong—AS-204, Apollo 13, Voskhod 2, Soyuz 1—but humanity still did it! Seriously, one of the few things that people say is “amazing” that is really, truly amazing.

Pretty great.